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rrammfcitktturjsp:
Hi you all,

  I wanted to start this post and have some really good laughs.  And God has put on the face of the earth some of the most humorous things to laugh with, and those are the precious things called children.

  I love talking about children and know that children have so much wisdom and humor to share with us.  So if you know anything that is funny that you have heard or seen a child do please by all means share.

  My son does not talk yet, yet he is funny in his own way.  One of his funniest stories up to date involved his self-expression.

  We were sitting in church listening to the minister give their message.  And they exhorted us to self-expression.  Well David-Lee took it serious and let out a huge resonating expulsion of gas.  Our mics were working really well and they picked this up and amplified this.  Everyone looked right at us and the minister quit talking for a minute, and then said "That's what I am talking about" when David-Lee let some gas.  It was embarassing and yet funny. 

  Thanks.

  Sincerely,



  Anne C. McGuire

gmik:
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Years ago, we were in a rather small church.  Right after a duet, our son, then about 2, blurted out "THAT WAS YUCKY'.   Of course everyone heard, and turned and looked!! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

My grand daughter, 3, the other day, just sighed and said, "I just  love my people", I said "who are your people?" "ya know, you guys!" ::)

love,
gena

Deborah-Leigh:
My son said to me once.... "I love ducks"

"Why?" I asked.

"Because their feet are like little engines under them as they swim!"  :D

Patrick:

--- Quote from: Arcturus on December 11, 2006, 01:53:31 AM ---My son said to me once.... "I love ducks"

"Why?" I asked.

"Because their feet are like little engines under them as they swim!" :D

--- End quote ---

You may have a future mechanic.

hillsbororiver:
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!
     Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"


A new neighbor asked the little girl next door if she had any brothers and sisters. She replied, "No, I'm the lonely child."



I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her.  I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued.  At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"



 My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"
     "You're both old," he replied.

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