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Blonde's Year in Review
Craig:
> A Blonde's Year in Review
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> January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
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> February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
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> March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
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> April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
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> May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
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> June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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> July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
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> August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
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> September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
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> October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
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> November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
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> December - Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
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> What a year!
rrammfcitktturjsp:
Parsonssc,
Wow that was worth a few great guffaws in the morning. I love blonde jokes. Keep posting.
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Anne C. McGuire
SandyFla:
Here's a blonde joke you might've seen before, but it's still funny:
Two blonde friends were going on a trip to Florida. A neighbor told them that they'd be fine as long as they paid attention to the road signs along the way. But they'd driven just 30 miles when they saw one that read "Clean Restrooms Ahead."
Two months later they arrived in Florida exhausted, having used up 86 bottles of Windex, 267 rolls of paper towels, and 3 cases of toilet-bowl cleaner. Total restrooms cleaned: 450.
SandyFla:
You've heard of OnStar? Well, this is BlondeStar. ;D
Check out this video:
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/BlondeStar/
rrammfcitktturjsp:
SandyFla,
Now that WAS funny. Hee hee hee. You do know they had to have based that on a real onstar call. My gosh I would have been embarssed had I done something like that.
Sincerely,
Anne C. McGuire
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