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all4love:
 Kids are quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign..
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday ! you said it's H to O.
 
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have to day that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right.... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
               tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
               didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
 
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
               as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
               are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

Brett:

--- Quote ---TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
               tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
               didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
--- End quote ---


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I love it! ;)

Brett

gmik:
Hey.  I are a teeeeechurrrr!!

Them wuz funeee. ;D ;D ;D ;D

I will print these out for my class.  They will love em.

Thanks for the laughs
gena

SandyFla:

--- Quote from: all4love on December 12, 2006, 03:52:13 PM ---TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
--- End quote ---

That reminds me of my first job. I was a teachers aid for the kindergarten/1st grade teacher.

I took a 5-year-old boy to a corner of the room and told him I want to see if he knows his numbers. He assured me that he knew them. I held up the cards one at a time and asked him what numbers were on them. Each time he shrugged his shoulders.

I said, "I thought you said you knew your numbers."

Without missing a beat, he replied, "Those aren't MY numbers -- they're YOUR numbers!"  :D

hillsbororiver:

While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains. "If you get a train," I would tell each one, "you know your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that okay?"
    The usual answer was a quick yes, but after I asked one boy this question, he became very quiet. Trying to move the conversation along, I asked what else he would like Santa to bring him. He promptly replied, "Another train."

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