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Author Topic: Cow Childbirth  (Read 4147 times)

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SandyFla

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Cow Childbirth
« on: December 13, 2006, 12:54:32 PM »
Cow Childbirth

A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great … he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun—I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well, son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still-wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
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rrammfcitktturjsp

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Re: Cow Childbirth
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2006, 02:11:47 PM »
SandyFla,

Saved by the proverbial bell so to speak. ;D

  Sincerely,


  Anne C. McGuire
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iris

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Re: Cow Childbirth
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2006, 09:43:34 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Cow Childbirth
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2006, 05:21:51 AM »
That’s lateral thinking for you! ;D  :D
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buddyjc

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Re: Cow Childbirth
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2006, 02:35:34 PM »
It's the same as...'It's so windy out there the hens are laying the same eggs three or four times.'

Brian
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