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Yep,

  It is getting to be that time of the year when it is time to make resolutions.  IN the past I have made so many unrealistic resolutions, I wanted to make some realisitic ones.  I am posting them on here, so that you can pray that I can fufill them and hold me accountable.

  1.  I want to get into God's word more and more. 
  2.  I want to pray everyday.
  3.  I wish to live my life so that others can see Christ living in me.
  4.  I wish to have fun this year.
  5.  I wish to raise my darling son the best that I can do this year.
  6.  I wish to be the best wife that I can be this year to my husband.
  7.  I will have read all of Ray's papers.

  By God's good grace I will accomplish this and much more.  If I can look in the mirror at each day and say to myself that I did the best that I could have done during that day, then I shall be  happy.  I think I can do this.

  Any funny resolutions out there?  Anyone want to share.

  Susan, please tell your hubby that I resolve to bug him more than I did this year.     I also plan to support the chocalate and flower industry more this year.

  God bless guys.  I will see you later.  Happy Early New Years.

  Sincerely,


  Anne C. McGuire

[SandyFla]

Funny New Year's Resolutions

* Gain 200 pounds and have laparoscopic bypass surgery … you know ... take the easy way out.
* Remember to flush the toilet when I’m done.
* Shower/bathe more than once a month.
* Make an appointment with a dentist – my teeth are long gone, but my gums need a good cleaning.
* Give up trying to fly.  That last jump off the roof really left a bruise!
* Stop licking everyone’s plates and silverware before washing them.
* Stop licking the clean plates and silverware that still have food particles on them before putting them away.

And last but not least …

* Quit talking back to those voices inside my head … they never listen to me anyway!

[iris]

That was cute!!!!

        

Iris

[longhorn]

Do it again next year.

Love in Christ

Longhorn