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longhorn:
True Story.... Here is your chance to receive your own personal "Lucy the lucky chicken's Prayer cloth. Over 2 dozen of my chickens have met their fate at the hands (or paws rather) of wild dogs and or coyotes or who the heck knows what that rome the countryside here in East Texas. One chicken, however and whyever, has survived for 3 years and having done so by choosing NOT to sleep(roost) in the chicken coop, but rather sleeping on the front porch AT NIGHT.
The odds of a helpless animal such as a chicken surviving that period of time protected only by my cat Salem(who could give a rat's a@@ about Lucy anyway, is truely amazing. Lucy sleeps on the front porch on an old bed sheet placed in a cocca-cola crate. I feel moved by the spirit to pass Lucy's good fortune on to all here on this forum. Lucy's bed sheet (complete with stains and scattered feathers) has been prayed over and sprinkled with miracle water(rusty pipe tap water), and has been hand cut(torn) into 4"x4" sections that can be easily carried with you at all times for good luck.
Lucy's lucky bed sheet prayer cloth can be your's for only $19.95, half of which will go directly to TBN to help defray the cost of Paul and Jans matching Ler Jets and Yachts.
Love in Christ
Longhorn
John:
Longhorn,
You forgot shipping and handling!
Peace,
John
longhorn:
Lula Allmon (Real Person) who lives 1/2 mile from me raises honey bees and "Carrier Pigeons" Trust me John, Delivery is guaranteed.
Longhorn
hebrewroots98:
;D ;DLonghorn, that is hilarious! And you are sooooo Texan ;) :D ;D...IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO BLESS THOSE OF US ON THIS FORUM (I'M OVER HERE IN LUBBOCK-WEST TEXAS.)THANKS FOR THE LAUGH. :D
longhorn:
Trust me Hebrewroots98, this is my life. I enjoy every waking moment. If Im not making my self laugh, someone or something around me is. You name it, and I have done it, or thought about doing it, or may do it still, but for some reason God opened my ears and eyes and is the process of conforming me into HIS image (very painfull). Yes, Lucy is a real chicken, who sleeps in a real cocca-cola box, and Demands that her breakfast grits be mixed with a dash of Peanut Butter and Grape juice. Go figure.
Love in Christ
Longhorn
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