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sj:
There's a small mexican restaraunt down from my house that serves "fried ice cream"... seems like an oxymoron to me... how do they stop the ice cream from melting?

sansmile:
Hi all,

In Scotland, in the fish and chip shops (chippies we call them), you can buy deep fried mars bars. These are chunky chocolate bars dipped in batter and fried. Delicious!!!! but soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fattening. LOL

God Bless Sandie

rrammfcitktturjsp:
Sandie,

  Sounds really good to me.  I love chocolate.   ;D

  Sincerely,


  Anne C. McGuire

longhorn:
Word of the day:  Oxymoron

True story. ;)  Samson broke through the bobwire fence on the south pasture and headed towards Dwight Griders (real person) farm 2 miles southeast of  Longhorn ranch (real farm).  When the other cattle became restless, I decided to investigate and I noticed old Samson was missing.  I grabbed my lariat rope, called for my hound dog Cleo (real animal) and we took off to find old Samson. 

After 45 minutes of intense searching, Cleo and I found old Samson about 3/4 of a mile from Mr. Griders Lazy "D" ranch (real ranch).  It appears old Samson had his eyes on one of Griders newly purchased Holsten Hefers ( I think we all know his intentions).  Anyway, I managed to get about 15 feet within Samson, and with the skill of a young Roy Rogers, I lassoed Samson and we headed back to the farm.  About that time, Robert Allmans (real person)  12 year old nephew Tank Skidmore drove by on his uncles John Deer tractor.  Tank says to me, Longhorn, that sure is a mean looking Brahma bull you have there.  I said Tank you idiot, Samson aint no Brahma bull, he's an Oxyoumoron.  and then it rained.

Love in Christ

Longhorn

John:
Longhorn,

Its always a pleasure to read your replies, Im still laughing! Id be willing to bet; you gotta whole book full of stories like this  :).

Peace,
John

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