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Why Did The Chicken Hitch A Ride?

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rrammfcitktturjsp:
Susan,

  cuz he saw KFC

  Sincerely,



  Anne C. McGuire

hebrewroots98:
Anne, TOUCHE'.   You got me on that one:D

rick:
There was this fella driving down the interstate one day and he noticed a chiken running beside his car. upon closer inspection he noticed the chicken had 3 legs. he accelerated to 70 mph and still the chiken ran beside his car. he accelerated to 80 mph and still the chicken ran beside his car. suddenly the chicken veered off to a dirt road and toward an old farm house. the guy got off at the next exit and backtracked until he was able to drive to the old farmhouse. he hurriedly knocked on the door until an old farmer appeared. the guy told the old farmer that he had seen a 3 legged chicken run to his house. the old farmer , scratching his head said" sure, I got a whole barnyard full of them". with curiosity getting the best of him the guy just had to ask the farmer where in the world did he ever find a 3 legged chicken. the old farmer drawled that when him and his wife got married they both loved chicken legs and everything was fine for a lot of years. but then junior was born and when he come of age, his favorite part of the chiken was also the leg. so through nearly a year of experimental breeding he finally was able to come up with a 3 legged chicken. the fella just grinned and said" well I gotta know, is the legs on a 3 legged chicken as good as a 2 legged chicken??? well the old farmer got a look of sadness on his face and replied " I dont know, we aint never been able to catch one of 'em."

hillsbororiver:
 ;D

Thanks a lot Rick, now you have me craving chicken!

Joe

rick:
I hope you can run real fast if it is a 3 legged one you want..........

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