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Author Topic: Here's a Music Joke  (Read 4860 times)

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rrammfcitktturjsp

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Here's a Music Joke
« on: January 12, 2007, 01:23:35 AM »

Good evening guys and gals,

  Found on in the Reader's Digest magazine that I get every month.  I laughed and shared this with my dear hubby and he laughed too.

  "I was a percussion major when I was in college, and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept making mistakes.  "When you're too dumb to play anything," the professor conducting us sneered, "they give you a couple of sticks, put you in the back and call you a percussionist." 
  A friend next to me whispered, "And if you're too dumb to hang on to both sticks they put you in the front and call you a conductor.""

  Hope you guys enjoy.

  Nite nite.

  Sincerely,



  Anne C. McGuire
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John9362

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Re: Here's a Music Joke
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2007, 05:05:53 AM »

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! ;D ;D :D :D

Good one Anne :D
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iris

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Re: Here's a Music Joke
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2007, 08:03:02 AM »

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D



Iris
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eggi

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Re: Here's a Music Joke
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2007, 08:03:42 AM »

Might I add:

Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
Because most shops close by six thirty.
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rrammfcitktturjsp

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Re: Here's a Music Joke
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2007, 08:49:17 AM »

Eggi,

  Sure why not.  That was funny in a sick sense of way.  Jent's House of Music here in Lubbock closes by 6:30 and what stank is I could not get in my afternoon nap and meal.  So it took me about 3 weeks to make it Jent's.  >:(

  Sincerely,


  Anne C. McGuire
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SandyFla

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Re: Here's a Music Joke
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2007, 12:27:26 PM »

That's a keeper, Anne! Thanks for sharing it. :)

Sandy
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dogcombat

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Re: Here's a Music Joke
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2007, 03:00:03 PM »

Did you know why we say AMEN, instead of AWOMEN? 

Because we sing HYMMS not HERRS.    ::) ::)

Ches
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rrammfcitktturjsp

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Re: Here's a Music Joke
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2007, 03:05:41 PM »

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Here's a Music Joke
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2007, 04:54:47 PM »

;D  :D  ;D  :D  ;D
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Sorin

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Re: Here's a Music Joke
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2007, 12:52:54 PM »

haha!  ;D :D
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