Here's a Music Joke

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Good evening guys and gals,

  Found on in the Reader's Digest magazine that I get every month.  I laughed and shared this with my dear hubby and he laughed too.

  "I was a percussion major when I was in college, and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept making mistakes.  "When you're too dumb to play anything," the professor conducting us sneered, "they give you a couple of sticks, put you in the back and call you a percussionist." 
  A friend next to me whispered, "And if you're too dumb to hang on to both sticks they put you in the front and call you a conductor.""

  Hope you guys enjoy.

  Nite nite.

  Sincerely,



  Anne C. McGuire

[John9362]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Good one Anne

[iris]

        



Iris

[eggi]

Might I add:

Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
Because most shops close by six thirty.

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Eggi,

  Sure why not.  That was funny in a sick sense of way.  Jent's House of Music here in Lubbock closes by 6:30 and what stank is I could not get in my afternoon nap and meal.  So it took me about 3 weeks to make it Jent's. 

  Sincerely,


  Anne C. McGuire

[SandyFla]

That's a keeper, Anne! Thanks for sharing it.

Sandy

[dogcombat]

Did you know why we say AMEN, instead of AWOMEN? 

Because we sing HYMMS not HERRS.   

Ches

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[Deborah-Leigh]

       

[Sorin]

haha!