I just couldn't resist sending the following email to this person. I hope she understands sarcasm or she just might take me up on my suggestion! Here it is:
Wow, what a great idea you have to save souls for Jesus! I told my boyfriend about the idea (he loves the Lord alot too) and he fully supports my desire to date other guys on the side if it can save their soul! He brought up something else I had never thought of before and I thought I'd pass it along in case you hadn't thought of it. Scripture says that if two unbelievers are married and one becomes a Christian, then even the unbelieving spouse is sanctified (ie saved) and so are the children (not sure the exact verse but can send it later if you want to read it). He said it has something to do with the mystical union of spirits, as Jesus said a man and woman become "one flesh" in spirit when they have sex.
Since I'm saved, my boyfriend suggested I go out and have lots of sex with lots of different unsaved men, and the saved status of my soul will pass onto the men without them even being aware of it! I insisted my boyfriend go out and save other women in this way too, and we feel so privilaged to be used of the Lord in this way! We are planning a missionary trip to some hot countries like France, lots of slim and sexy men and woman. Tthe country is kind of sexed up already so we should have no trouble saving lots of souls for Jesus by becoming whores throughout the entire country! We're going to make it out goal to try and have sex with everybody in the world, and thereby save everybody! We take no pleasure in any of this of course. It is simply our duty to the Lord, our work, our sacrifice in love to our Savior!
Sincerely yours in the Lord,
Brandy (the blonde bimbo airhead)
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