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The stupid things Hell makes people do!
JJ:
Had to see this to believe it! Whoa!
What about the poor guys that aren't considered
"hot"? She doesn't care if they go to hell? What
about all the broken hearts of the guys that she
dumps! Bizarre reasoning!
Good thing Jesus loves ALL guys and gals and
looks on the inner man AND has the power to
convert ALL mankind, W/O teasing them w/ lusty flesh
as bait.
So transparent and absolutely the most ignorant (literally she is ignorant
of many facts) concept in Christianity that I have heard to date/2007 (no pun intended).
May God protect her from her self--she is "flirting" with danger!
JJ
Captain Canada:
I just couldn't resist sending the following email to this person. I hope she understands sarcasm or she just might take me up on my suggestion! Here it is:
Wow, what a great idea you have to save souls for Jesus! I told my boyfriend about the idea (he loves the Lord alot too) and he fully supports my desire to date other guys on the side if it can save their soul! He brought up something else I had never thought of before and I thought I'd pass it along in case you hadn't thought of it. Scripture says that if two unbelievers are married and one becomes a Christian, then even the unbelieving spouse is sanctified (ie saved) and so are the children (not sure the exact verse but can send it later if you want to read it). He said it has something to do with the mystical union of spirits, as Jesus said a man and woman become "one flesh" in spirit when they have sex.
Since I'm saved, my boyfriend suggested I go out and have lots of sex with lots of different unsaved men, and the saved status of my soul will pass onto the men without them even being aware of it! I insisted my boyfriend go out and save other women in this way too, and we feel so privilaged to be used of the Lord in this way! We are planning a missionary trip to some hot countries like France, lots of slim and sexy men and woman. Tthe country is kind of sexed up already so we should have no trouble saving lots of souls for Jesus by becoming whores throughout the entire country! We're going to make it out goal to try and have sex with everybody in the world, and thereby save everybody! We take no pleasure in any of this of course. It is simply our duty to the Lord, our work, our sacrifice in love to our Savior!
Sincerely yours in the Lord,
Brandy (the blonde bimbo airhead)
SandyFla:
That website would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
gmik:
OMG :o :o c'MON THAT SITE IS PHONY ISN'T IT??????
hEY, rAY, i FOUND SOMEONE that needs a spiritual slapping!!!
Christendom is always following behind the world....rap, etc...
gena
Sorin:
--- Quote from: parsonssc on January 16, 2007, 09:55:30 AM ---Hey Sorin,
Are you HOT! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Sorry, I couldn't resist :P
Craig
--- End quote ---
lol ;D
I'd go out with her, only I doubt things will work out too well seeing as she is trying to save me from hell, and I'd be trying to explain to her that there is no hell.
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