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all4love

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GREAT TRUTHS
« on: February 10, 2007, 05:13:19 PM »

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
 2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her
 brush your hair.
 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They
 always catch the second person.
 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a
 tomato.
 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
 7) Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
 milk.
 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
 10) The best place to be when you're sad is
 Grandpa's lap.


 GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
 2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a
 few nuts
 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that
 held its ground.
 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on
 the inside.
 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the
 fiber, not the toy.



 GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

 2) Forget the health food. I need all the
 preservatives I can get.
 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can
 do while you're down there.
 4) You're getting old when you get the same
 sensation from a rocking chair
 that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers
 but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy
 beautician.
 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes
 alone.



              SUCCESS:


 At age  4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
 At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
 At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.
 At age 35 success is . . having money.
 At age 50 success is . . .. having money.
 At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers license.
 At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
 At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.




 Always remember to forget the troubles that pass
 your way;
 BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.


 Have a wonderful day with many smiles
 Take the time to live!!!
 Life is short. eat dessert first!
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PKnowler

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Re: GREAT TRUTHS
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2007, 05:36:15 PM »

That was good! I liked that. Thanks for sharing All4love!

Blessings, Paula  :)
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hillsbororiver

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Re: GREAT TRUTHS
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2007, 06:00:17 PM »

LOL  :D

Thanks, very funny stuff but alot of truth there!

Joe
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rrammfcitktturjsp

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Re: GREAT TRUTHS
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2007, 06:05:56 PM »

Hee hee hee.

  I ALWAYS eat my desert first and always will.

  These were funny.

  Sincerely,



  Anne C. McGuire
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gmik

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Re: GREAT TRUTHS
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2007, 11:50:25 AM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Funny but really a lot of wisdom!!
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iris

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Re: GREAT TRUTHS
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2007, 10:17:34 PM »

That was cute!!!  ;D  ;D  ;D


Iris
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