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hillsbororiver:
Swimming  Pond

An elderly man in South Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. 
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
 
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
as he hadn't  been there for a while, and looks it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.   
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. 
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
 
One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!" 
The old man frowned and replied,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said,
"I'm here to feed the alligator."
 

Deborah-Leigh:
 ;D  ;D how wicked Joe!  ;D   ;D there in lies the power of the spoken word! ;D  :D

hillsbororiver:
The old boy could still think quickly on his feet, don't you think?  ;)

Joe

Deborah-Leigh:
 ;D  ;D Thanks for the smile Joe....oh sure...that he could do...but how was his heart after that scene....you know...would he have still been on his feet or bowled over and out perhaps!.... ;D   ;D ....His priorities had not changed!.... :D ;D

Kat:

Hi Joe,

Real cute, quick thinker indeed.

Is that a pic of you up there by that big clock?

mercy, peace, and love
Kat

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