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hillsbororiver

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Swimming Pond
« on: March 11, 2007, 02:16:59 PM »

Swimming  Pond

An elderly man in South Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. 
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
 
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
as he hadn't  been there for a while, and looks it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.   
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. 
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
 
One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!" 
The old man frowned and replied,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said,
"I'm here to feed the alligator."
 
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Swimming Pond
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2007, 02:57:14 PM »

 ;D  ;D how wicked Joe!  ;D   ;D there in lies the power of the spoken word! ;D  :D
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hillsbororiver

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Re: Swimming Pond
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2007, 03:06:10 PM »

The old boy could still think quickly on his feet, don't you think?  ;)

Joe
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Swimming Pond
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2007, 03:36:00 PM »

 ;D  ;D Thanks for the smile Joe....oh sure...that he could do...but how was his heart after that scene....you know...would he have still been on his feet or bowled over and out perhaps!.... ;D   ;D ....His priorities had not changed!.... :D ;D
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Kat

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Re: Swimming Pond
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2007, 03:50:58 PM »


Hi Joe,

Real cute, quick thinker indeed.

Is that a pic of you up there by that big clock?

mercy, peace, and love
Kat
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hillsbororiver

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Re: Swimming Pond
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2007, 04:04:25 PM »

Hi Kat,

The clock pic is Russian, it is called the crazy clock, if you look closely (I know it is a small image) you will see the numbers are, shall we say, "fouled up."

The guy next to the clock is Lenin, actually a statue of Lenin.

I put the clock up as a reminder to pay attention to our clocks today, did everyone move them forward? I wanted the picture of the crazy clock as that is my own humble opinion of Daylight Savings Time.

Joe 
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iris

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Re: Swimming Pond
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2007, 04:20:49 PM »

Joe, that was funny!!!!!!





Iris
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PKnowler

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Re: Swimming Pond
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2007, 04:31:25 PM »




That was pretty funny Joe!  :D Thanks for sharing it.

Keep'em coming, I enjoy a good laugh.  :D Seems like we can count on you
for some good ones!
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Patrick

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Re: Swimming Pond
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2007, 07:44:39 PM »

I put the clock up as a reminder to pay attention to our clocks today, did everyone move them forward? I wanted the picture of the crazy clock as that is my own humble opinion of Daylight Savings Time.

Joe 

Arizona does not change.
 

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rrammfcitktturjsp

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Re: Swimming Pond
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2007, 05:23:40 AM »

To All,

  Joe that was a great orginal post thanks for sharing.  Daylight savings time kicked in me in the butt today LOL.

  Arizona does not change <WEG>.  Now that's pretty funny.

  Sincerely,




  Anne C. McGuire
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joyful1

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Re: Swimming Pond
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2007, 01:14:30 PM »

::) good grief Charlie Brown! :D
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Brett

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Re: Swimming Pond
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2007, 06:02:55 PM »

Joe, that was funny!!!!!!





Iris

Iris,

I am interesting where did you get those (with big smiley face and clapping)? I am looking for some more of expressions and characters smiley. I did get some but I didn't like it because won't let me using in forum, my own IP e-mail, etc. but only in Microsoft or something.

Thanks,

Brett
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iris

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Re: Swimming Pond
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2007, 11:33:01 PM »

Brett,

I got those smileys from www.bestsmileys.com.
You can pick out which ever smiley you want to
use and then copy and paste it in your post.


Iris
« Last Edit: March 18, 2007, 11:35:29 PM by iris »
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Brett

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Re: Swimming Pond
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2007, 02:52:33 AM »

Thanks Iris!  ;D

Brett

P.S. My grandmother's name was Iris ;).
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