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DWIGHT:
Double-pane windows
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had
been installed a whole year ago and I had never paid for them yet.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking
sales guy had told ME last year........ namely, that in just ONE YEAR
these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year"!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about
forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a
blond anymore
rrammfcitktturjsp:
Dwight,
Now that was pretty funny. Way to turn their sales pitch on them. I wonder if they are going to be more careful now and word their guarentees a little better.
Sincerely,
Anne C. McGuire
DWIGHT:
Hey Anne,
Just wanted to lighten things up a little bit.....this one is funny too!
FORGOTTEN ANNIVERSARY
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6
seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
rrammfcitktturjsp:
Dwight,
Hah hah hah. ROFLOL. Now that was funny, that was a completely unexpected turn of events. I was thinking he was going to get her a car. I love the conclusion, Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled on Friday. Thanks so much for sharing this. I needed a few laughes today.
Hope your day is as blest as mine and I know it will be. Ttyl.
Sincerely,
Anne C. McGuire
Deborah-Leigh:
;D ;D ;D Thank you Dwight!
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