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[Craig]

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
was  nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope,Propped up  prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
'Dad.'With the
Worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read
The letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to Elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a
scene  with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and
she is so  nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercing,  Tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is
much older  Than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
 has a stack Of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really Hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading
it  with The other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.In the
meantime we Will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can
get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to
take  care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so
that you  can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John


PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I Just
wanted  to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report
Card That's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to
come home.

[Kat]

Hi Craig,

That was interesting, I had a feeling it was something like that.  It helps you understand that we need to keep things in perspective.
After reading your post that pic you have of Barney looked so appropriate 

mercy, peace, and love
Kat

[Redbird]

Hi Craig,

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

Thanks for the laugh ~ Lisa

[iris]

Hi Craig,

That was good!!!
Thanks for sharing.


Iris

[gmik]

OMG  That was a good one!!  I will remember to do something like that to my husband  the next time I dent the fender!

[joyful1]

:DI'm literally falling over, laughing myself silly, Craig!!! ahahahahahaha!!! We've raised seven teenagers....been there, done that, got the t-shirt (but had to sell it to buy groceries!).....and this was PRICELESS!! Joyce

[hebrewroots98]

Excellent!  Thanks for sharing!

[Deborah-Leigh]

And we think that our kids don't know much! .....LOL

Thanks Craig!