Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover, after a night out at the pub. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He swallows these and climbs out of bed. He reaches for his clothes only to find them all cleaned and ironed. In fact looking around the room, Marty notices everything is in perfect order and spotlessly clean. He notices a note next to the glass and picks it up and reads, 'Honey, breakfast is in the microwave. Left early to get some shopping done. I love you!'
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast waiting for him in the microwave, plus the morning newspaper on the table. He joins his son, who is seated at the table eating breakfast and asks, "What is going on? What happened here last night?"
His son says "Well you came home around 3am, drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, vomited in the hallway, knocked the fish bowl over and gave yourself a black eye when you ran into a door."
Confused Marty asks, "If that is the case, why is everything in order, breakfast cooked and ready, and the morning paper on the table?"
His son replies, "Ohhh that! Well when Mom dragged you upstairs and into the bedroom,
and tried to remove your pants you said, Back off lady, this aint gonna happen. I'm a married man."
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Topic: I'm a Married Man (Read 4592 times)