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The Landing

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Snowfire:
A pilot, caught in strong cross-winds, unfortunately hammered his ship onto the runway with a very hard and loud bang.
The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the exit door while the passengers disembarked, smile and repeat "Thanks for flying with our airline."
The pilot tried to avoid eye contact in an attempt to avoid any smart comments that might result for the bumpy landing. Finally there was only one little old lady left to exit. Walking slowly up the aisle with a cane, she approached the awaiting first officer and said "Sir do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why of course not Mam" replied the pilot, "What is it?"
"Well there’s just one thing I need to clarify," said the old lady, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"

rick:
Ive been shot down more than once. know how it feels...........rick

iris:
 ;D  :D  ;D 



Iris

gmik:
Yikes.  I will be on a plane next week!   Don't go getting me all worried or anything!!! :o



(just teasing ya)

Deborah-Leigh:
Nice one Snowfire. ;D

What does DELTA Airlines stand for. Don't Ever Leave The Airport!

G....hope you aren't flying Delta! If so...don't panic...was just kidding!...God is in charge! 8)

Peace to you

Arcturus :)

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