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Craig:

Definitions Not in A Dictionary
 
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
 
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
 
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
 
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.
 
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
 
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
 
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
 
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
 
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
 
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
 
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
 
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
 
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
 
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
 
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
 
WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
You have character lines



 
 

iris:
I liked the one about the chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
But they were all cool!!!  :D  ;D  :D


Iris

gmik:
Too Funny ;D ;D ;D

Who are these people to think this stuff up????

PKnowler:
Hey Craig,

   Those were pretty funny. Thanks for sharing them.
I liked:

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.

and

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

I think that tells you something!

Bless ya'll  ;)
~Paula

Brett:
Hearing:
Worry. Be anxiety.

DEAF:
No worry. Be happy.

 ;D

Brett

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