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hillsbororiver:

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

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Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

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Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
 
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
 
What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

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Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

Why when people ask "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?


Any and all answers will be greatly appreciated;

Joe

YellowStone:
An excellent start to the start of a wondeful week.

Laughter is indeed healing :)

Thanks Joe,

Darren

hebrewroots98:
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Thanks Joe!

PKnowler:
That was very funny Joe! Thanks for the laugh.
We can always count on you to brighten our day. :D

~Paula  :)

hillsbororiver:
Thank you Darren, Susan & Paula!

I am very glad you got a chuckle or two.  ;D

Joe

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