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How does one get rid of pigeons ?

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joyful1:
mrsnacks--
 :D :D ahahahahahah!  :
I think I may have found the solution. I went on a Google
 search and found this company that sells these helium balloons with this painted face on it and eyes that rotate. It floats on a string and hovers over your home. The face with the rotating eyes scares the birds away. It is really scary looking. It cost just under $50.00.


:::;LOLROFWT:::::   :D :D

did you know that these balloons will also repel alien space-craft??  ;D ;D
Joyce

mari_et_pere:
Have you tried climbing up there, running around yelling and screaming? That'll chase 'em all away!  ;D ;D
You might get some weird looks from the neighbors though. ;D
"What's that moron doing NOW?????" LOL  ;D
But hey, be careful up there. Don't fall. If you do, just grab onto that helium baloon with the rotating eyes.

Matt

mrsnacks:
Thank you all for the suggestions.

I do have an idea though. I was going to send for the helium balloon thing with eyes but I don't have the extra $60 to get the thing as yet. I was thinking of calling Kenneth Copeland , Joyce Meyer, or Creflo , and asking them for a donation to give to my need of a helium balloon and in return God will open up the windows of heaven and pour out a blessing on them. They do spend their money on lear jets, million dollar mansions, $1500 Brioni suits,  and fancy cars so why not a helium balloon with eyes for a brother in need. Just $60. The price of one button or a cufflink to them.

I did show my wife the picture of the balloon and I got a look you could've poured on a waffle. The look was like - you're not going to put that thing on top of my house.

I am eagarly awaiting Ray's new series on pigeons. Hey Kat , how is he coming with that ? Is he almost done ?

eggi:
Put little sharp nails on the edge of your roof! That'll keep them away from there!

mari_et_pere:
LOL I'll try to set up a Help Mrsnacks fund. Anyone interested in donating?

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