bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
But does the station work?Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
That's because they're fractured to start with What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Sexy Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
No, send them to Jenny Craig. Shedding useless weight If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
No, he's at peace If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Actually, she should wash his ears in order to get to his brainWhy isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
Aww Rats!! How would I know? Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Simple, That's just in case the blind go driving at night Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
So their heads could be researched later on for no apparant reason What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Made breadIf someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
You mean like the Batcave?Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Because we tend to knock it off when it rings.Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
Only if they work in securityWhy do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
So that they'll remember to check it once they get marriedCould someone be addicted to counseling?
YesIf so, how would you treat them?
With ContemptWhy when people ask "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Because they enjoy having all that space to themselves. If they're folks who annoy you, why WOULD you want them to leave?Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
Because they do it to get qwacked upIf you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
Actually, You're a statueAny and all answers will be greatly appreciated;
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