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Does Christendom worship a false god ?
mari_et_pere:
Yeah, that seems like a good idea. Ask instead of tell. I do that with my kids all the time. It makes people think a little more. Helps them think things through by themselves, instead of just getting an answer or empty thought that goes in one ear and out the other. Next time I'll ask myself, "What would Columbo do?" LOL :D
thanks man
Matt
mrsnacks:
Here is the setting. Columbo happened to go to church and the pastor seeing him comes to Columbo to welcome him. It would go like this:
Preacher: Hi Columbo . Good to see you. What did you think of my sermon on hell ? Have you made a decision for Christ yet ? I hope my sermon made you think.
Columbo : It did . Made me think a lot.
Preacher: That is good. What did you think about ?
Columbo ( scratching his head) : Well , I want to ask you a question.
Preacher : Shoot.
Columbo : I heard your sermon and wondered where you got this idea about hell being eternal and a place of eternal torment.
Preacher : It is all in the Bible.
Columbo : Really ?
Preacher : Yes indeed.
Columbo : Well you know I did a little research on this a few weeks ago and as you know I am a private detective and I investigate things. Do you mind if I share what I came up with?
Preacher : I would "love" to hear what you came up with.
Columbo : Love ? I really love that word love . And what is so great about you pastor is that you have made me feel real comfortable in telling you what I am about to tell you. I would hate to see you get mad and upset and bite my head off.
Preacher : Oh don't worry. I am really a nice guy. Only a wolf would bite your head off. I am more like a sheep.
Columbo :The Bible warns us to be aware of wolves in sheep's clothing. I am glad you are a sheep in and out. Well I hope you mean what you say after I tell you what I came up with. Well I just don't find the word hell in the Bible. I looked at looked checking the Greek and Hebrew and I need you to show me.
Anyway I like Columbo . He has a laid back approach.
It helps if you wear a raincoat. It puts you in the Columbo mood. :D
gmik:
8) 8)
Too cool Mr. Snacks!
I wanna know what the Pastor says back! :D
mrsnacks:
The plot thickens . I will post it later. :D
PKnowler:
That was great Mr Snacks! I actually imagined Columbo talking.
I can't wait to hear the rest of the story!
Blessings! :)
~Paula
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