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mrsnacks:
Yes . I am the one with the pigeon problem. Check my pigeon thread out.

Not only that we moved into a new home over a year ago. And I said to my wife that the worst thing I could imagine is that we get neighbors with a barking dog. Guess what ? Yes you figured it out. I got neighbors on each side of me with dogs. The one on the left has 3 dogs and they are big. And they bark especially during the early morning. At night they are not that much of a problem for they keep them in the house and let them out when they go for work around 6:00am. I am still sleeping. The neighbors on the other side have 2 dogs as well. They aren't that bad.
 
So why didn't God do this ? He knows I hate barking dogs. Dogs I don't mind- it's the barking ones. You know - they bark for no reason. I love dogs. I have a picture of one on one of my tee shirts. It's a polo shirt. I am sorry- it's a horse and it's rider. Well close enough.
 
Plus I have a recording studio and I can't record when I hear barking dogs. I thought I must get rich and then I could afford a house on 3-4  acres so I won't have the problem. Any suggestions ?

I am reminded of a Seinfeld show where Elaine had the same problem with a neighor next door. She hired a guy to kidnap the dog and release it 10 miles out of town. The problem was the dog found it's way back home. HELP !!!

mari_et_pere:
You don't get along well with animals do you? Maybe the barking dogs are judgement or consequence to something you've done in the past?  ;D j/k......
But before you pay someone to kidnap the dogs, or save the money and do it yourself, I'll tell you that I've heard of dogs finding their way across the whole continent, so ya might as well forget that idea.
You should call Ceasar Malon (sic). You know, the dog whisperer. The dude's good! All he has to do is point and say, "SHT!" and the dog obeys. Ya try that yet?

SHT,

Matt

mrsnacks:
I do love animals. I have books with pictures of them. MY favorite show as a child was Lassie. One of my favorite movies is King Kong ( the new one).

When I was about 6 or 7 years old - my mom bought a bird for the house. I hated that bird. He would get out of the cage and fly around. Finally my mom got rid of him. I did have a beagle when I was in high school. I liked him but I have allergies. So I didn't play with him as much.

So what is God showing me here ? I am surrounded by dogs and pigeons.  ???

mari_et_pere:
If you start building an ark then I'll worry about you, but I think God's just showing you how pretty charming interesting uplifting satisfying annoying nature can be.  ;)

Matt

mrsnacks:
But I know that already.  :'(

If I build an ark - it's for me. And I ain't taking any animals with me.

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