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rick

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Questions that haunt me!!!!
« on: June 11, 2007, 07:16:50 PM »

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME
 
Can you cry under water?

 

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
 


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Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?


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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
 


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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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What disease did cured ham actually have?
 


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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
 


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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
 


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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
 


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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
 


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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
 


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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
 


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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
 


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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
 


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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
 


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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
 


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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
 


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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
 


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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
 


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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
 


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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
 


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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
 


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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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GODSown1

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Re: Questions that haunt me!!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2007, 08:21:46 PM »

lol! lol! gr8!!, 
                um!....  PASS!!! lol!, funny tho, dey r Questions I alwayz wanted 2 nO 2 lol!:)
                muchLOVE!! Pera
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iris

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Re: Questions that haunt me!!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2007, 09:40:06 PM »

Rick, Thanks for the laugh!!!

 ;D  :D  ;D  :D  ;D


Iris
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Robert

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Re: Questions that haunt me!!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2007, 06:07:35 AM »

Why do you chop a tree down then chop it up?

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GODSown1

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Re: Questions that haunt me!!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2007, 10:24:44 PM »

& d@ 2 Robert lol! :D OrsuM!! lol!
          muchLOVE!! Pera
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gmik

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Re: Questions that haunt me!!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 01:47:13 AM »

Rick, good to hear from ya!!

OMG ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Why is a HISterectomy for women and a HERnia is usually for men???
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rick

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Re: Questions that haunt me!!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 07:49:59 AM »

why do people drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?????

if drunk driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots????

where is the front of a church? you come in the front doors but at an altar call, the preacher asks you to come to the front?

Thanks gina....good to hear from you.............rick
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