Everyone seems to have a disclaimer of some sort affect them in their personal lives, businesses, insurances, etc. maybe we need one as well, in trying to cover every base sometimes we don't cover anything at all, how about this?Disclaimer:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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What do you think? 
Joe
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Topic: Do We Need a Disclaimer? (Read 6330 times)