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Joel:
DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALITY OF LAW. :)

Duane:
Instructions repeated three times on our air conditioner:  DO NOT DROP OUT OF WINDOW
Warning on small wheelbarrow:  NOT FOR HIGHWAY USE
Warning on flat iron:  DO NOT IRON CLOTHES WHILE WEARING THEM
Warning on clothes dryer:  DO NOT REMOVE CLOTHES WHILE TUB IS SPINNING
Warning on McDonald's coffee cup:  CONTENTS IS HOT

THIS PRODUCT IS GUARANTEED NOT TO:   RUST, DUST, BUST,-- SAG, DRAG, BAG,-- LAG AT THE HEELS,-- OR IN ANY WAY OBSCURE THE EYESIGHT!   
 

Deborah-Leigh:


--- Quote from: Duane on April 24, 2011, 12:59:00 AM ---
THIS PRODUCT IS GUARANTEED NOT TO:   RUST, DUST, BUST,-- SAG, DRAG, BAG,-- LAG AT THE HEELS,-- OR IN ANY WAY OBSCURE THE EYESIGHT!   
 

--- End quote ---

Not to be crude.....the product so guaranteed, as described above, sounds like it could be a breast implant... :D

Arc

onelovedread:
When Christendom uses the bible that states all are saved and then preaches that not all can be saved, I guess that's their disclaimer.

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