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[ellie77]

The fasting and Prayer Conference..includes meals
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The sermon this morning:'Jesus walks on the Water'
The sermon tonight.'searching for Jesus'
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Ladies,don't forget the rummage sale.It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.Smile at someone who is hard to love.Say :Hell to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off-let the church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again'giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it,we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there Will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At he evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminium cans, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

[iris]

       

[Roy Monis]

The fasting and Prayer Conference..includes meals
....................................................
The sermon this morning:'Jesus walks on the Water'
The sermon tonight.'searching for Jesus'
           ....................................
Ladies,don't forget the rummage sale.It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
............................................................
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.Smile at someone who is hard to love.Say :Hell to someone who doesn't care much about you.
                         .....................................
Don't let worry kill you off-let the church help.
                       .....................................
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again'giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
                                       .....................
For those of you who have children and don't know it,we have a nursery downstairs.
.....................................................
Next Thursday there Will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
                        .......................................
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
                        ........................................
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday in the church hall. Music will follow.
                              .....................
At he evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
                           .............................
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
                        ....................................
Scouts are saving aluminium cans, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Hi! ellie77

Must you keep reminding me? "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.Smile at someone who is hard to love.Say :Hell to someone who doesn't care much about you." That's exactly how I felt in Babylon I've also smiled at a few and said hell to the lot.

The fasting and Prayer Conference..includes meals. Typical of the Pharisees "Do as I say but don't do as I do."

Thanks for sharing.

God bless you my brother/sister in our walk in Christ. 

Love in Christ Jesus.

Roy UK     

[musicman]

Time to repent folks!!  You don't want to listen to that choir for all eternity, do you?