simple

[chuckt]

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
       very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything
       you want."


       So he tied her up and went golfing.

[iris]

ha...ha...ha



Iris

[Craig]

That reminds me of a scene in the TV show Cheers.

Norm walks in and says "One day Vera met me at the door with a saran wrap bikini on.  I've never been able to eat a sandwich since.


Craig