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hart4god:
THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006:


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
                    No, really?


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
                     Now that's taking  things a bit far!


Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
                    Whaaat??

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
                     What a guy!


Miners Refuse to Work after Death
                     No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
                     See if that works any better than a fair trial!


War Dims Hope for Peace
              I can see where it might have that effect!


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
                    You think?!


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
                    Who would have thought!


Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
                     They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
                  You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!


Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
                   He probably IS the battery charge



Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
                     That's what he gets for eating those beans!



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
                     Taste like chicken?



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
               Chainsaw Massacre all over again!



Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
                     Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
                   Did I read that right?

Sorin:
LOL!!!!!!   :D

That was great! Thanks for the laughs.

gmik:
Ha  Thanks!!

Another one to print!  I am collecting quite a file of these things from the forum!

iris:
 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Thanks for the laughs!!!


Iris

DuluthGA:
I'm HOWLING... Thanks, I needed that!!

Joy, Janice

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