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[Craig]

SHIPWRECKED


There were two men shipwrecked on this island.  The minute they
got on to the island one of them started screaming and yelling,
"We're going to die!  We're going to die!  There's no food!
No water!  We're going to Die!"

The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so
calmly it drove the first man crazy.  "Don't you understand?
We're going to die!"

The second man replied, "You don't understand,
I make $100,000.00 a week."

The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked,
"What difference does that make?  We're on an island with no
food and no water!  We're going to DIE!!!"

The second man answered, "You just don't get it.
I make $100,000.00 a week and I tithe ten percent on that
$100,000.00 a week.

My pastor will find me!"

[Kat]

Hi Craig,

At first I thought the story was going to say my 'wife' would find me.  But that ending was even better 

mercy, peace, and love
Kat

[Brett]

 

I love it! So funny! And so easy to read! Thank you, Craig!


Brett

[John9362]

HEHEHEHEHE !!!!!

Good one Craig 

John9362

[iris]

That was funny!!!

    


Iris

[gmik]

 

Too funny, but oh so true!