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hillsbororiver

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From My Redneck Buddy
« on: July 26, 2007, 02:43:49 PM »

I don't feel bad posting this as I am now a 30 year resident of the South, an honorary redneck even, I have a very good friend (a redneck from birth) who loves sending me redneck/southern humor. I thought I would share a few......

* You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

* You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.

* Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.

* Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

* You burn your yard rather than mow it.

* The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

* Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

* You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

* You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

* You come back from the dump with more than you took.

* You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

* You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.

* You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

* You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

* You have a rag for a gas cap.

* Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

* Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

* Your richest relative buys a new house and calls you up to help him take the wheels off.

* Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

* A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of home improvements.

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gmik

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Re: From My Redneck Buddy
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2007, 05:43:00 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


"Them wuz gud"
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iris

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Re: From My Redneck Buddy
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2007, 05:51:09 PM »

Funny!!!

 :D  ;D  :D


Iris
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DuluthGA

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Re: From My Redneck Buddy
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2007, 03:15:35 AM »

TRIPLE HA!!

Gena, U iz funny!

Joy, Janice  :)
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jER

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Re: From My Redneck Buddy
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2007, 04:21:47 PM »

Joe,

 "You just might be a Redneck"  :D  Ain't nut'n wrung wit dat!

Cowboy up - jER
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hebrewroots98

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Re: From My Redneck Buddy
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2007, 03:26:16 AM »

...I'm married to one..... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-X 8) :o ;, but, I would have him any other way...D ;D ;D ;)
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hillsbororiver

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Re: From My Redneck Buddy
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2007, 12:55:57 PM »

Joe,

 "You just might be a Redneck"  :D  Ain't nut'n wrung wit dat!

Cowboy up - jER

Hi jER,

Probably still just an "honorary redneck" as I still do not consider possum "the other white meat!"

Joe
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jER

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Re: From My Redneck Buddy
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2007, 06:41:19 PM »

Now, that was hilarious!

And, I needed a good laugh today...thanks, Joe.

 - jER
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