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From My Redneck Buddy
hillsbororiver:
I don't feel bad posting this as I am now a 30 year resident of the South, an honorary redneck even, I have a very good friend (a redneck from birth) who loves sending me redneck/southern humor. I thought I would share a few......
* You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
* You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
* Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
* Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
* You burn your yard rather than mow it.
* The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
* Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
* You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
* You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
* You come back from the dump with more than you took.
* You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
* You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
* You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
* You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
* You have a rag for a gas cap.
* Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
* Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
* Your richest relative buys a new house and calls you up to help him take the wheels off.
* Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
* A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of home improvements.
gmik:
;D ;D ;D ;D
"Them wuz gud"
iris:
Funny!!!
:D ;D :D
Iris
DuluthGA:
TRIPLE HA!!
Gena, U iz funny!
Joy, Janice :)
jER:
Joe,
"You just might be a Redneck" :D Ain't nut'n wrung wit dat!
Cowboy up - jER
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