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rick:
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation,
get
> drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in
the
> morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
>
> The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked
if
> she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible
> College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the
behalf
> of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
> immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and
> release her.
>
> The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I
just
> graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of
> justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch
and
> again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees,
beg
> for forgiveness and release her.
>
> The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm
> from the University of Tennessee and just graduated with a degree in
> Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna
> electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

jER:
I will have to remember this story, being that - "I are one" too.  :D

- jER

hebrewroots98:
 ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::) ;)

Sue Creamer:
I love it, I love it...I am a blond and I can tell you I have done funnier things than this in real life..BUT my father was even worse than I am and he had natural black hair...go figure that one!   
Thanks!
Sue Ann

rick:
I would LOVE to hear some of the funny things you have done...................rick. one time when the power was out, i was reading by candle and i saw my wife walk in the kitchen and try to turn the light on by the switch. she is not blonde. and when cd's first came out, we watched a movie and i seen her flipping buttons on the remote when it was finished. i questioned what she was doing and she replied " i am trying to rewind it"

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