Unplugged

[rick]

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation,
get
> drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in
the
> morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
>
> The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked
if
> she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible
> College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the
behalf
> of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
> immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and
> release her.
>
> The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I
just
> graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of
> justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch
and
> again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees,
beg
> for forgiveness and release her.
>
> The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm
> from the University of Tennessee and just graduated with a degree in
> Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna
> electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

[jER]

I will have to remember this story, being that - "I are one" too. 

- jER

[hebrewroots98]

 

[Sue Creamer]

I love it, I love it...I am a blond and I can tell you I have done funnier things than this in real life..BUT my father was even worse than I am and he had natural black hair...go figure that one!   
Thanks!
Sue Ann

[rick]

I would LOVE to hear some of the funny things you have done...................rick. one time when the power was out, i was reading by candle and i saw my wife walk in the kitchen and try to turn the light on by the switch. she is not blonde. and when cd's first came out, we watched a movie and i seen her flipping buttons on the remote when it was finished. i questioned what she was doing and she replied " i am trying to rewind it"

[iris]

        


Iris

[gmik]

Another good one Rick!

I are one too (blonde that is)

I served a spinach salad to guests one night (only I used Kale instead cuz, well, cuz I didn't know the diff.) They were so nice and didn't say anything.  But my first bite I KNEW something was wrong.  My guest then politely told me!!

And yes, instead of a sprinkle of pepper in spaghetti, I put in a tablespoon!  (that was to impress a boyfriend)

I was taking several pics of my little niece when my brother in law quietly said I should take the lens cap off first.  Oh, OK, but really nothing was happening cuz I didn't even have film in the camera. (way back when).

Couldn't find my glasses,    yes on top of my head.
Couldn't find my keys, (this I hate to admit), in my hands!!!!!!!!!

Uh, I better stop here.........

[Sue Creamer]

Allright, allright..if you can tell on yourself I can also...

One day after Church services a large group of people went to a really nice restaurant.  Everyone ordered their meals and I decided to order just a salad (always on a diet).  When my salad arrived, it was the biggest salad I had ever seen..but it looked so good so I dug in and proceeded to eat the whole darn thing.  After I had finished I noticed the table next to ours and they also had ordered the same salad, but they were eating from the cutest LITTLE salad dish...then I looked down at my place setting and realized I too had the same cute little dish and then I knew I had eaten the bowl of salad meant to serve the entire table of people...wow, talk about embarrassed..I asked the man next to me why he didn't say anything and he simple said "I thought you were REALLY hungry, and I wasn't gonna stop you"...!!!

Sue Ann

[hillsbororiver]

 

Hi Sue Ann,

Beautiful! That is really funny because I can see myself doing the same thing, but with one of those huge bowls of pasta, not a salad!

Joe

 

[gmik]

 

Sue Ann-  that is a hoot!!!

[rick]

sue Ann..............PLUG IT IN

[sansmile]

So funny,

I am Northern Irish and here in Britain the Irish have a reputation of being a bit "thick". Well, God Bless my mother, she really doesn't help us dispel that reputation. One time she was staying with us on holiday, she was so afraid that they would miss their ferry back, she was really fretting about sleeping in and wanted her alarm clock set. Problem was, there was an electrical power cut, so obviously no electric and the clock was an electrical clock. Anyway, she kept fretting and moaning, she disappeared upstairs and two mins later appeared with the unplugged clock and asked my husband to set it for the time she needed to get up. We burst out laughing and explained patiently(lol) "mum, it's electrical, there is no power", to which she replied "but that's ok it will only loose a minute when i bring it upstairs!!!!!

Sandie

[gmik]

 

Sandie, glad to hear that "blondness" is worldwide!!!