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[rick]

This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!



 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?






   

 

   

 

   

 

   

 

   

 

   



 The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the

giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.




 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?















 Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

 Wrong Answer.

 Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
















 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
















 Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.  You just put him in there. This tests your

memory.

 Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?


















 Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.  This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

[Sorin]

I have a problem with this. Because neither a giraffe nor an elephant would fit into a refrigerator. Thus on the first question I was thinking: "You first have to chop it up."   

The 3rd question; I should have known that it would be related to the 2nd since the 2nd was related to the 1st. But I didn't.

Heh.

[jER]

Personally, I declined to answer, not knowing if it were a walk-in or drive-thru, Refrigerator (freezer).
And, I wasn't hungry enough to take the bate! 

- jER

[UncleBeau]

I thought for the first question, "take one of the F's out of 'giraffe". I guess that was making it too complicated considering a giraffe fits in a refrigerator perfectly.

[Beloved]

I thought let the elephant out of the refrigerator let him or her warm up a bit and then  ride him /her in the river ....the crocs will not bother the elephant because they are way too to tackle unless they are dead and in the water. Crocs are anit-social and don't go to conventions.

beloved

[gmik]

I was feeling like a 4 year old as I was "taking" the test

Beloved, that was genius!!!

OK gotta print this one for teachers meeting on first day of school.

Ahem...thank you for the compliment Rick!