> >> 1.. The nicest thing about the future is that it
> >> always starts tomorrow.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will
> >> make him wag his tail.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably
> >> don't have any sense at
> >> all.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when
> >> you're in deep water.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who
> >> is afraid of the dark,
> >> to become a teenager who wants to stay out all
> >> night?
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 7. Business conventions are important because they
> >> demonstrate how many
> >> people a company can operate without.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 8. Why is it that a t class reunions you feel
> >> younger than everyone else
> >> looks?
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 9. The trouble with bucket seats is that not
> >> everybody has the same size
> >> bucket.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 10. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching
> >> in every joint, you are
> >> probably dead.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get
> >> more publicity.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a
> >> wrong number at 4 AM.
> >> It could be a right number.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 13. Think about this .... No one ever says, "It's
> >> only a game," when his
> >> team is winning!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 14. I've reached the age where the
> >>
> >> 'happy hour' is a nap.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 15. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's
> >> more comfortable to cry in
> >> a Corvette than in a Yugo
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