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[John9362]

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money
if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
 
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide for the
child until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would
know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to
simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would
then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.
On the card was written: 
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
two with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce."

  .....Hope you guys enjoyed it.

John9362
 

[Sue Creamer]

Hi John,
Someone sent this very same joke to me in an email last week and I got a good laugh!!!! 
Thanks for sharing!
Sue Ann