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mrl1970

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Jesus and Satan on the computer
« on: August 07, 2007, 01:59:17 AM »

   Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
 better on the computer. They had been going at it  for days, and frankly God was
 tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I
 have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours,
 and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.
They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

  They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
 went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
  in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming:  "It's gone! It's all
 GONE!
"I lost everything when the power
went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
 past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
 his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES
« Last Edit: August 07, 2007, 02:00:44 AM by mrl1970 »
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GODSown1

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Re: Jesus and Satan on the computer
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2007, 02:07:23 AM »

lol! :) PRAISE the LORD :),
                                  d@ waz gud, GOOD like GOD haha! :D .
                                  muchLOVE!! Pera
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Shmeggly

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Re: Jesus and Satan on the computer
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2007, 03:41:29 PM »

Funny as hell!!! ;)
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gmik

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Re: Jesus and Satan on the computer
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2007, 04:05:54 PM »

Yes Jesus saves but......



MOSES INVESTS!!!!
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rick

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Re: Jesus and Satan on the computer
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2007, 07:16:43 PM »

Jesus Saves. Moses invests................... and all the people were in one accord. Hondas must have been a whole lot bigger back then than they are now. :D :D :D :D...........Rick
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Snowfire

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Re: Jesus and Satan on the computer
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2007, 12:07:07 AM »

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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John9362

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Re: Jesus and Satan on the computer
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2007, 12:21:06 AM »

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

LOVE IT !!  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

John9362
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DuluthGA

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Re: Jesus and Satan on the computer
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2007, 03:42:54 PM »

DOUBLE LOL!

Janice
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joyful1

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Re: Jesus and Satan on the computer
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2007, 01:32:06 PM »

 ;D ahahahahaha!!!

Janice....where is the photo from? looks wonderful....my toes are aching to get back into some sand....been up north too long!! Joyce :)
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SixFour

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Re: Jesus and Satan on the computer
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2007, 04:18:41 PM »

Funny as hell!!! ;)

This in itself is priceless. What a 'new' spin on an 'old' theme!
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