bible-truths.com/forums

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Forum related how to's?  Post your questions to the membership.


.

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Near-sighted artist - joke  (Read 6118 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

SandyFla

  • Guest
Near-sighted artist - joke
« on: September 06, 2007, 05:39:36 PM »

An elderly artist and his wife went to a museum. The man was extremely near-sighted and forgot his glasses, but that didn't stop him from critiquing every piece of artwork that he saw.

He stopped at one particular painting and studied it for a minute. Then he stated: "This frame is all wrong. The man in the portrait is ugly and shabbily dressed. I don't know why anyone would want to display such horrible work!"

His wife pulled him aside discreetly and said, "Honey, that's not a painting - that's a mirror."

Sandy
Logged

GODSown1

  • Guest
Re: Near-sighted artist - joke
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2007, 08:45:23 PM »

hahaha!! NICE!!, Praise the LORD 4 humour lol! :)
         muchLOVE!! Pera
Logged

iris

  • Guest
Re: Near-sighted artist - joke
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2007, 08:59:14 PM »

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D



Peace and Love
Iris
Logged

Scribbles

  • Guest
Re: Near-sighted artist - joke
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 10:19:31 PM »

 ;D.....that was cute !  I dont see that many artists jokes....and this one brings a smile on me , for sure.  I'm an artist, and couldn't wait to read the post....lol.....( I dont like to look in the mirror, tho )   ::) 

Scribbles
Logged

gmik

  • Guest
Re: Near-sighted artist - joke
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 11:07:50 PM »

 ;D

For a second, I thought the punch line was gonna be he was really looking at the wife!!!
Logged

Deborah-Leigh

  • Guest
Re: Near-sighted artist - joke
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2007, 05:43:57 PM »


VERY good one!  :D ;D 8)
thanks Sandy!
Logged

SandyFla

  • Guest
Re: Near-sighted artist - joke
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2007, 11:30:39 PM »

;D

For a second, I thought the punch line was gonna be he was really looking at the wife!!!

That would've been hilarious too!  :D
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.025 seconds with 17 queries.