Near-sighted artist - joke

Started by SandyFla, September 06, 2007, 01:39:36 PM

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SandyFla

An elderly artist and his wife went to a museum. The man was extremely near-sighted and forgot his glasses, but that didn't stop him from critiquing every piece of artwork that he saw.

He stopped at one particular painting and studied it for a minute. Then he stated: "This frame is all wrong. The man in the portrait is ugly and shabbily dressed. I don't know why anyone would want to display such horrible work!"

His wife pulled him aside discreetly and said, "Honey, that's not a painting - that's a mirror."

Sandy

GODSown1

hahaha!! NICE!!, Praise the LORD 4 humour lol! :)
         muchLOVE!! Pera

iris


Scribbles

 ;D.....that was cute !  I dont see that many artists jokes....and this one brings a smile on me , for sure.  I'm an artist, and couldn't wait to read the post....lol.....( I dont like to look in the mirror, tho )   ::) 

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gmik

 ;D

For a second, I thought the punch line was gonna be he was really looking at the wife!!!

Deborah-Leigh


SandyFla

Quote from: gmik on September 06, 2007, 07:07:50 PM
;D

For a second, I thought the punch line was gonna be he was really looking at the wife!!!

That would've been hilarious too!  :D