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javajoe:

--- Quote from: Dennis Vogel on October 15, 2007, 03:08:24 PM ---Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the grounds that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the
top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one
who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.







It's a joke .. lighten up  >:(

--- End quote ---

Actually, I think men are like beer, and woman are like the finest wine.  Like beer, men are easy to figure out - if its ice cold and fresh, its good beer - but you have to watch that born-on date!  Now a woman improves with age  - just like fine wine!  But most men can't appreciate that fact, you need a true connoisseur, someone who understands woman from a biblical perspective, just like how women are described in Proverbs 31.

How's that for spiritualizing beer! I'm gonna think about coffee all day and come up with something!! ;D

Deborah-Leigh:
Behind every good woman there is a KING and the finest wines are served at the finest banquets.  ;D

skydreamers:
that was great!  ;D ;D

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