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Author Topic: ACTS 2:38  (Read 4843 times)

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Matt

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ACTS 2:38
« on: October 27, 2007, 10:33:23 PM »

I need some humor right now!

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop - Acts 2:38!" (..turn from your sin...) The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and two 38's!"  ;D
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DuluthGA

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Re: ACTS 2:38
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2007, 02:46:43 AM »



LOVE IT!

And I needed that one too right now!  HA!
« Last Edit: October 28, 2007, 02:49:50 AM by DuluthGA »
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jER

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Re: ACTS 2:38
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2007, 05:16:23 AM »

The woman calmly called the police, "...Operator, give me the number for 911…"

Laughter is an instant vacation   :D  Thanks for the trip!

-jER
« Last Edit: October 28, 2007, 05:18:31 AM by jER »
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: ACTS 2:38
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2007, 08:15:14 AM »

LOL  ;D

Thank you!
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Grateful

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Re: ACTS 2:38
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2007, 01:43:25 PM »

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA, you knocked us flat, Matt, with that!!   AH HAHAHA!!   ;D ;D ;D   8)    ;)

Thanks!!   :D

Linda
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LittleBear

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Re: ACTS 2:38
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2007, 11:55:17 PM »

That was good Matt!!!!!
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skydreamers

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Re: ACTS 2:38
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2007, 01:37:09 PM »

Matt, that was hilarious thanks!  :D  And your avatar picture is so cute...is that your son and your dog??  How adorable!

Peace,

Diana
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Sue Creamer

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Re: ACTS 2:38
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2007, 04:15:54 PM »

Hi Matt,

I laughed so hard...Thanks for sharing.
Sue Ann
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lilitalienboi16

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Re: ACTS 2:38
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2007, 02:03:42 AM »

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!1  :D ;D :D ;D
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gmik

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Re: ACTS 2:38
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2007, 11:47:10 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D

I am gonna use that one if I ever need it!!!!  Too funny.
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