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The Bible According to KIDS

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musicman:
I just found out that Halloween is Satan's birthday.  It must be true.


A kid told me so.

musicman:
Oh come on, Santa isn't Satan.  I mean you should check out some of the presents that he gave me.  I mean, man, some of them are really bad a@@.  I always used to brag about how increased in goods I was after Christmas.  I used to pray to Santa.  He gave me what ever I told my parents to ask him for (well, except for that one thing I was gonna use on school yard bully, Joe).  I mean, I couldn't lose.  Even when I was bad, I could get what I wanted as long as I was nice around the time that my parents went shopping. . .  at the. . . um . . . . fabric store.  The only problem is that Santa seems to like rich kids more.  I really hated them for it.

Now that I think of it, one day Santa stopped giving me presents.  My parents had the audacity to say that now I had to give in order to receive.  Actually, you're right.  Santa sucks!! 

SandyFla:
So, let's see - Mary had an immaculate contraption ... I wonder how that thing works.  ???  :D

Sandy

gmik:
 ;D ;D ;D

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