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hillsbororiver:

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
- Anon.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
- Jackie Mason

Smart is when you believe half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half.
- Robert Orben

Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom; and with all thy getting get understanding.
- Bible - Proverbs 4:7

Wisdom consists of the anticipation of consequences.
- Norman Cousins

A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.
- English proverb

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
- W.C. Fields

A man's maturity consists in having found again the seriousness one had as a child, at play.
- Nietzshe

Mud thrown is ground lost.
- Anonymous

Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
-Laurence J. Peter

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
-Doug Larson

I am not young enough to know everything.
-Oscar Wilde

In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.
-Roger Allen

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Sir Winston Churchill

What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
-Irv Kupcinet


Peace,

Joe

lilitalienboi16:
rofl those are awsome, haha

i save all these quotes btw :D

Matt:
A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.
- English proverb
This reminds me of how God refines us in our daily lives.  What have we truly learned if everything is always perfect?  ;)

Matt

Deborah-Leigh:
Thanks Joe!  :) ;D

I heard and don't know if it is true, that a pig is the only animal that will look you straight in the eye and stare you down! :D

musicman:

--- Quote from: Arcturus on November 17, 2007, 06:01:07 AM ---Thanks Joe!  :) ;D

I heard and don't know if it is true, that a pig is the only animal that will look you straight in the eye and stare you down! :D

--- End quote ---

We can't know that for sure.  No one is gonna hang around long enough to see if this is true of a lion or a tiger.  Actually, these creatures probably lack the patience to stare down a human.  That's bad. . . . . . . . for the human, that is.

By the way, I've heard that pigs are relatively smart animals.  I don't know if this is true, but some believe that pigs are smarter than chimpanzees. 

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