Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
- Anon.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
- Jackie Mason
Smart is when you believe half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half.
- Robert Orben
Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom; and with all thy getting get understanding.
- Bible - Proverbs 4:7
Wisdom consists of the anticipation of consequences.
- Norman Cousins
A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.
- English proverb
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
- W.C. Fields
A man's maturity consists in having found again the seriousness one had as a child, at play.
- Nietzshe
Mud thrown is ground lost.
- Anonymous
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
-Laurence J. Peter
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
-Doug Larson
I am not young enough to know everything.
-Oscar Wilde
In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.
-Roger Allen
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Sir Winston Churchill
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
-Irv Kupcinet
Peace,
Joe