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Craig

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Public Service Announcement
« on: November 29, 2007, 04:37:59 PM »

Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service.
 
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jER

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Re: Public Service Announcement
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2007, 10:30:04 PM »

Arizona Public Service, sends a monthly bill causing a surge of emotion or excitement- Electrifying!
That word is also a Slang term for inside information; "is that the straight dope?"

JER
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Public Service Announcement
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2007, 02:00:14 AM »



Good one Craig  ;D

Wine is rotten grapes.  :D and bear in this country (SA) has no natural ingrediants....all chemicals... ;)

Looks like we are going down :D
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Sorin

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Re: Public Service Announcement
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2007, 08:22:01 PM »

Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service.
 


That is valuable info Craig. I'll be sure to tell it to all those Christians I know that refuse to drink even a sip of wine, beer, or any alcoholic beverage.


Arcturus,

I thought you guys have German beers there in South Africa? Those beers are brewed under the "German Purity Law" and the Germans make good beers like Beck's, Warsteiner, etc...
It sure beats drinking poop!  ;D :D ;)




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jER

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Re: Public Service Announcement
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2007, 11:44:47 PM »

Germany also made a beer called, "Hells" bier, at least in 1975.
Which came with a glass, flip top like cork that was attached with wire, in a brown bottle.
The alcohol level was somewhere around 11.3%, per bottle, and very bitter.

JFYI

JER
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musicman

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Re: Public Service Announcement
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2007, 01:57:15 AM »

I am going to produce the most expensive beer yet.  90% dung by volume.  One drink will cost you 10% of your pretax income.  The name of this addictive beverage will be. . ..









Babylonian Beer!!!



That's right folks.  Ready for a buzz manifested by sewage rather than useless spiritual wisdom?  Ready to feel more hung over after Christmas mass while empty with false promises of a perfect life?  Well, Babylonian Beer could be the drink for you.  It doesn't matter how much you make.  Because if you're scraping by on dimes and nickles, you still only have to pay 10% of that meager income.  Just look for the golden bottle, shaped like a cross with sketches of idolatry all over the sides.

You have two options.  Either satisfy your carnal urges with the brew of raw sewage blindness, or seek the truth that will satisfy all.  It is your free choice, but remember, if you choose the wrong beer, you will burn. 
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Sorin

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Re: Public Service Announcement
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2007, 02:16:14 AM »

We have a 'free choice'?  :o 

Since when? I thought all our choices are caused.

Something tells me you're one of those people that is against alcoholic beverages. But if that's the case, and I'm not just misunderstanding your post, even Jesus drank wine. Yes he did.

He even turned water into wine, because he obviously knew about the bacteria that's in the water, and he wanted to satisfy the guests.
 ;)


 A man can do nothing better than to eat and drink and find satisfaction in his work. This too, I see, is from the hand of God

Ecc 2:24




Peace,

Sorin

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musicman

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Re: Public Service Announcement
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2007, 02:46:55 AM »

Nope!! We don't have free choice.  No, I'm not against alchoholic beverages.

The point I was making was:

In the context of Jesus' drinking wine, we learn that the pharesees in their overindulgences of things relating to the foundations of what is generaly accepted as being appropriate in the light of drinking tasty beverages, we must always remember that. . . . .




You know what?!!

It was a joke!!

Yes, my weak attempt at making fun of babylon!!

I never said that all (or any) beer had dung in it!!

I was creating a scenario where. . . .


Ahh forget it!! 



I'm gonna go have a beer!!

By the way, I don't remember Jesus mentioning there being bacteria in the water.  I think He changed the water to wine because there was no wine present. 
« Last Edit: December 01, 2007, 02:55:17 AM by musicman »
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Sorin

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Re: Public Service Announcement
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2007, 02:51:41 AM »

My mistake! I see now what you were saying. I have been drinking tonight too, and that's why I misunderstood. My apologies.
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musicman

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Re: Public Service Announcement
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2007, 02:56:53 AM »

No problem.
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Public Service Announcement
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2007, 03:19:15 AM »

Yes there is German Beer in SA but SA does not make real Beer...just chemical taste alike, look alike Beer like Babylonian counterfeit imitations :D ....oops...double negative.... :D..... :)
« Last Edit: December 01, 2007, 03:20:53 AM by Arcturus »
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jER

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Re: Public Service Announcement
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2007, 03:57:57 AM »

yeah, right ...   ;)

JER
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