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musicman:
I am going to produce the most expensive beer yet.  90% dung by volume.  One drink will cost you 10% of your pretax income.  The name of this addictive beverage will be. . ..









Babylonian Beer!!!



That's right folks.  Ready for a buzz manifested by sewage rather than useless spiritual wisdom?  Ready to feel more hung over after Christmas mass while empty with false promises of a perfect life?  Well, Babylonian Beer could be the drink for you.  It doesn't matter how much you make.  Because if you're scraping by on dimes and nickles, you still only have to pay 10% of that meager income.  Just look for the golden bottle, shaped like a cross with sketches of idolatry all over the sides.

You have two options.  Either satisfy your carnal urges with the brew of raw sewage blindness, or seek the truth that will satisfy all.  It is your free choice, but remember, if you choose the wrong beer, you will burn. 

Sorin:
We have a 'free choice'?  :o 

Since when? I thought all our choices are caused.

Something tells me you're one of those people that is against alcoholic beverages. But if that's the case, and I'm not just misunderstanding your post, even Jesus drank wine. Yes he did.

He even turned water into wine, because he obviously knew about the bacteria that's in the water, and he wanted to satisfy the guests.
 ;)


 A man can do nothing better than to eat and drink and find satisfaction in his work. This too, I see, is from the hand of God

Ecc 2:24




Peace,

Sorin

musicman:
Nope!! We don't have free choice.  No, I'm not against alchoholic beverages.

The point I was making was:

In the context of Jesus' drinking wine, we learn that the pharesees in their overindulgences of things relating to the foundations of what is generaly accepted as being appropriate in the light of drinking tasty beverages, we must always remember that. . . . .




You know what?!!

It was a joke!!

Yes, my weak attempt at making fun of babylon!!

I never said that all (or any) beer had dung in it!!

I was creating a scenario where. . . .


Ahh forget it!! 



I'm gonna go have a beer!!

By the way, I don't remember Jesus mentioning there being bacteria in the water.  I think He changed the water to wine because there was no wine present. 

Sorin:
My mistake! I see now what you were saying. I have been drinking tonight too, and that's why I misunderstood. My apologies.

musicman:
No problem.

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