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[Craig]

> A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
> oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
> They then get to meet their maker, and because
> of the grief they have experienced; he decides
> to grant them one wish each, before they enter
> Paradise. They're all lined up, and God ! asks the
> first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous,"
> and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
> The second one in line hears this and says "I want
> to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers
> and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while
> but when God is halfway down the line, the last
> guy in line starts laughing. When there are only
> ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
> laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this
> guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
> calms down and says "Make 'em all ugly again."